Choices . . . According To Jack

Here is a conversation I had with Jack today:

Me: Would you like to rock in the rocking chair with mom OR go right to bed?
Jack: Ummm . . . go to Pa's house.
Me: Not one of the choices. Rock or go to bed?
Jack: Take a bath.
Me: That isn't a choice either. Rock or go to bed?
Jack: Play on slide.
Me: Jack . . . rock or bed?
Jack: Go to church.
(Seriously? The kid would rather go to church than rock with me?!)
Me: Okay, Jack - good night.
Jack: OOOHHH! Let's rocky!